🖋️ From The Desk of Abhijeet Rane Ghostbusters Strike in India In a move dubbed the “ultimate surgical strike,” the government has reportedly deactivated 20 million Aadhaar cards belonging to the dead — ending the reign of India’s so‑called “Secular Zombie Party.” For years, ghosts and spirits enjoyed free rations, pensions, scholarships, LPG subsidies, and even cast votes from beyond the grave. But with one ruthless click, the Prime Minister allegedly pressed Ctrl+Alt+Delet